(It took her about half an hour to work the zipper down to FINALLY reveal her face.) Vivacious describes herself as, “the last original club kid in New York City,” which is fine, as the rest of them are basically a) in jail or b) floating the Hudson in refrigerator boxes, all cut up into bite-sized pieces. Vivacious made her big entrance wearing a crazy double-headed alien outfit that she barely had any control over. (Ahem.) And lastly we meet the allegedly oldest queen, Vivacious (40 years old- ancient considering the other queens are still covered in steaming placenta). Next enters Kelly Mantel, of whom not very much can be said. Then comes the delightful and fun April Carrion in full paratrooper (paratrooperess?) drag, dragging a parachute behind her (Ben says, “I didn’t think gays were allowed in Boy Scouts!”-a spot-on critique, if factually inaccurate). (Yawn.) Then we meet my next current favorite after Ben, Laganja Estranga! Laganja danced into the room, all kicking legs and cheerful sass, and drops to the floor in a dance-contortion move that would leave most normal humans in traction (double-jointedness is a beautiful thing in a queen for many reasons). She describes herself as a “C.C.C.”-crazy, cuckoo, cunt. Next Gia Gun marches in looking like a long lost Kardishan and carrying a hoop purse twice as big as she is, and when she opens her mouth, more fish flies than.
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